Episode 4b: The Tits (up)of March

By Edward Teach

In an historically laced episode we see the trollop and Lennie Bennett forced to travel back in time to prevent the TARDIS spiralling off into deep space of the League Two Galaxy. It all stems from the rogue spanish waiter from Barcelona eloping from the Memorial and stabbing Agustus Caesar in the shin with a football boot. The Senate were enraged and placed him in suspended animation for his crime. For the next 3 weeks the Memorial stumbled around hopelessly without it's dinner being served.

Manuel was also singled out by the trollop as the one thing that could prevent the evil wraith of the master from spiking the warriors tea. By using his special hand gesture Manuel could cause the Master to go into a red rage that rendered him utterly useless for a number of weeks.

Fortunately he appears to be up for parole and with only a few weeks left there is still a slim chance that the TARDIS can squeeze through a wormhole and sneak into the outer reaches of the League One Galaxy. It's a long shot and seems unlikely to succeed. But Manuel has a tray of H'ors D'ouvres and his pet rat with him. With one shake of his hand Manuel forces the Master to run off back to Torquay to try and resurrect his rickety hotel business.

Can he realign the TARDIS in time? Or has that prison sentence done too much damage? Has the Master spiked the tea one last time, causing irreparable damage to Igoe 4-4 of 2 and his Androids? Or is there one last burst of energy in the magic sponge in K9's little bum bag?

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