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In an horrific parallel universal multiple pile up, Dr Whoof? materialises in a Torquay Hotel to come face to face with the man who once called him Polly. As K9 whirls round and round chasing his antenna with a magic sponge and Lennie Bennett comes over all sullen and left out, Dr Whoof? stares down the transmogrification of his previous self's pandimensional pre-regenerative hotelier with a hard line in slapping Spanish Waiters. Basil breaks the silence by asking Polly/Whoof? what the hell he
did with Manuel. Dr Whoof? tries to cover up the fact that Manuel
has eloped to Sherwood Forest with Maid Marion by showing off his
new Lamberghini TARDIS with go faster stripes and kryptonite powered
flashing blue light.
Mulder hangs around in the background to see if the appearance of Stalin will rouse any emotion from Basil and if that might point the finger to who or what is Deep Shit. Sadly he also has one eye on the whereabouts of Scully who has either been kidnapped to give birth to an alien baby, or gone off to practice pouting in the mirror of Room 5 at Fawlty Towers. Basil rubs his hands with glee at the wayward Dalek 'Walker' that appears to be misfiring and the little orange man who appears to be limping to a tanning booth before checking into the hotel. Behind him, Basil's latest shipment of kippers are being delivered by a grinning Cockney Chef from the banks of the ocean of Hellfire and Damnation, just beyond the outer rim of the Gate of Ashton... Will the kippers do their worst to Dr Whoof? and his eager 'followers'? Or will they decide not to have breakfast in bed at Fawlty Towers and get the Lamberghini TARDIS running smoothly instead to fight back against Basil and his penchant for hitting cars with bits of tree?
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