Episode
9: Logon logoffolis
By Edward Teach
In a rather all too American morality laced episode,
Dr Whoof? meets his grisly end.
Enticed onto a high gantry by a mysteriously placed milk churn of radioactive
fumes, Doctor Whoof? falls to his doom. The churn was apparently left on a
wobbly section of gantry where the Doctor had not so long ago been seen hopping
and jumping up and down in fury in his previous incarnation as a Torquay Hotelier.
As the Doctor fought with the tightly screwed lid so he could have another
sniffing fix, the gantry collapsed and Doctor Whoof? tumbled bleary eyed to
the ground below.
K9 and the various members of the embattled Memorial gather round as Doctor
Whoof? breathes his last. Before their wide eyes he gradually regenerates into
the trollop. No sooner has the new guise been fully achieved than the brazen
hussy is calling to the four corners of the galaxy for lost members of the
Memorial who had been fired from the fairground cannon by Doctor Whoof? From
the Green Forest and the military installations of Aldershot they come, like
bounding new born fawns, ready to battle for survival.
With Doctor Whoof? barely a painful memory the trollop encourages some stoic
victories against the odds both at the Memorial and even in the far reaches
of the cold Northern galaxy. Once considered to be a kiss ass from the planet
Hangeron it would appear that the trollop was in disguise and is actually a
noble bearer of common sense and reason from the city of Passit on planet Tactix.
With joy rampant in the Memorial the Master is strangely absent. Some claim
he was last seen furtively sneaking away from a high, unstable gantry with
a large grin on his face. But this is merely rumour... |
