Episode 2b: The Android Invasion

By Edward Teach

The Trollop finds himself bewildered after a succession of Memorial Warriors enter the recuperation lounge, having repelled all invaders, only to re-emerge with far less impressive skills and abilities. Initially they have been clobbering ten bells out of all comers only to wobble about and almost lose the battle after having a brief rest.

Lennie Bennett takes a break from presenting Punch Lines to help the Trollop investigate. Together they realise that the Memorial Warriors are in fact Androids! They have been spat out from a timewarped matrix bending worm hole caused by an energy surge from the TARDIS called an 'Igoe'.

This goes far to explaining the remarkable transition of Dizzy Gillespie, the Claymore wielding Campbell and why the Hinton is having so much trouble with the autofocus of his bionic eye.

Realising that the half time cuppa is therefore causing their circuits to short out or melt, Lennie and the Trollop find themselves in a race against time to thwart the Master from slipping the Warriors some more PG Tips.

Can they replace the teapot with a can of motor oil before the arrival of more enemies intent on destroying the Memorial's hopes of getting into the League One Galaxy? Or will they trip up over K9 as he rushes about trying to sniff out the Hinton Warrior's helmet, visor and spare eyeball?

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