Episode
7: The Fanny of Evil
By Edward Teach
As feared the Gate of Ashton was thrown open and
its evil denizens converged on the Memorial like a swathe of red
death. The intergalactic peace keepers failed to live up to their
name and clouted everything and everyone in their path in an oxymoronic
attempt to uphold law and order.
During the fracas an invisible monster turned
the Master into a giant fanny, leaving the Doctor unable to find out what the
hell happened to his Expendable Sidekick or if there was any chance of getting
a forcefield put up in front of the TARDIS. With only a small boy in a cap calling
himself Number 1 in the way, it seemed there was nothing to stop the denizens
from the Gate of Ashton from swarming into the TARDIS and destroying it from
within.
In a moment of madness the Doctor sent Number 1 spinning off into the
Green Forest using his vortex ray gun after a misunderstanding over who was the
more talented. The Memorial's Marshall stood in and generated a forcefield that
failed to stand up to the red demons. Fortunately there was only one direct hit
but the TARDIS will still need some patching up over the next few weeks. Only
the appearance of a small rampaging rhino prevented an all out disaster.
Hotly pursued around the Memorial by the
Doctor, The Master is distracting everyone and adding to the confusion in his
new form. Worried that K9 might be unable to contain his little metal self and
start 'fannying about' the Doctor must work fast to find a cure, a new Number
1 to replace the spotty little child and a new Expendable Sidekick. But time
is against him and a swarm of killer Bees are gathering in the outer reaches
of the League Two Galaxy...
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