Episode
3b:
Supplemental
By Edward Teach
On closer investigation it transpires that the latest member of
the Memorial populace is not all he seems. Previously known only
as Igoe, it is senationally revealed that he is in fact a Borg. He
broke his programming and escaped from an episode of Star Trek where
Captain Kirk sings Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds and the crew happily
accept indoctrination into the Borg to get away from him. He is in
fact named Igoe 4-4 of 2.
He has been using his skills to turn several of his associates into
Androids by harnessing the power of the TARDIS. As a result he has
created a powerful collection of Androids that are fuelled by the
wisened words of the Trollop and witty quips and punchlines from
Lennie Bennett.
However, like Superman has Kryptonite, Batman has flashbacks of
his parents and Kong has a predilection for climbing up tall buildings,
Igoe 4-4 of 2 has his weakness. The spiteful misty wraith that is
the Master has realised he can cause Igoe 4-4 of 2 to short circuit
by piping a looped tape of 'The Transformed Man' by William Shatner
into the changing room.
The Trollop and Lennie Bennett face a race against time to thwart
the Master's evil plan, while K9 tries to fix the pained Borg with
his Fisher Price Junior Physics set.
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